In my humble and reverent opinion, I think that you should call me to Western North Carolina. It is gorgeous here. Your masterful hand has formed some of the most beautiful, graceful, and soft hills and mountains that I have encountered in my travels across over a third of your created world. Your trees, birds, fireflies, clouds, sunsets, sunrises, flowers, waterfalls, creeks, rivers, and streams all point to you. I love the weather: breezes that caress, winds that bluster, rain that falls, and sun that shines on me here.
For your consideration, always your servant,